Stephanie Cole: Diana Trent

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Harvey Bains : And so I say to you: Brothers and Sisters, rejoice! and come unto the true church. My church, The Church of the Flaming Sword, Las Vegas. I'm the only resident pastor in Bournemouth. That's pretty good, eh? And ay, you're all probably wondering why you should change church. Well, I'll tell you. Because it's free! You don't have to hand over any cash at all. Not a penny! I will simply be deducting a percentage of your wages.

  Diana : Harvey. You'll burn in Hell.

  Harvey Bains : As long as you're not there, Diana, I can take a bit of burning.

• Diana : You can stay in the guest wing with Jamie.

  Tom : In with Jamie! But he's always singing Irish songs. And breaking wind. He makes Danny Boy sound like a tuba solo.

• [last lines] 

  Diana : Tom!

  Tom : Yes?

  Diana : Hop in.

  [flips back the covers] 

  Tom : Good idea. Never know what might happen at our age. Might as well get in a quick one, while we can.

  Diana : God, I love Englishmen. They really know how to seduce a woman.

  [turns out the light] 

  Diana : OK. Are you sitting comfortably?

  Tom : Yes, Diana.

  Diana : Then I'll begin.