Graham Crowden: Tom

Quotes 

• Diana : You can stay in the guest wing with Jamie.

  Tom : In with Jamie! But he's always singing Irish songs. And breaking wind. He makes Danny Boy sound like a tuba solo.

• [last lines] 

  Diana : Tom!

  Tom : Yes?

  Diana : Hop in.

  [flips back the covers] 

  Tom : Good idea. Never know what might happen at our age. Might as well get in a quick one, while we can.

  Diana : God, I love Englishmen. They really know how to seduce a woman.

  [turns out the light] 

  Diana : OK. Are you sitting comfortably?

  Tom : Yes, Diana.

  Diana : Then I'll begin.