Daniel Hill: Harvey Bains

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  Harvey Bains : And so I say to you: Brothers and Sisters, rejoice! and come unto the true church. My church, The Church of the Flaming Sword, Las Vegas. I'm the only resident pastor in Bournemouth. That's pretty good, eh? And ay, you're all probably wondering why you should change church. Well, I'll tell you. Because it's free! You don't have to hand over any cash at all. Not a penny! I will simply be deducting a percentage of your wages.

  Diana : Harvey. You'll burn in Hell.

  Harvey Bains : As long as you're not there, Diana, I can take a bit of burning.