Stephanie Cole: Diana Trent

Quotes 

• Tom : This chair is quite unnecessary.

  Diana : If I'm going to die and go to hell, I'm not bloody well walking there.

  Tom : You're letting it get out of all proportion.

  Diana : You heard what Jamie said.

  Tom : Oh, for goodness sake, he was also the man who said that Margaret Thatcher would be prime minister!

  Diana : Tom.

  Tom : What?

  Diana : Margaret Thatcher *was* prime minister.

  Tom : Oh. Yes. So she was.

• Diana : Never mind all that. Let's get to the important stuff. Booze.

  Dietician : Do you have a drink problem, Miss Trent?

  Diana : Only when pubs are shut, love.

• [first lines] 

  Tom : Are you on the booze again?

  Diana : Sure am, Ollie.

  Tom : What is it this time?

  Diana : Wod-ka. I've decided to drink a bottle of vodka every morning until I die.

  Tom : Which will be about next Wednesday morning.

  Diana : With a bit of luck.

• Diana : [Diana is at her doctor's]  In the immortal words of the late, great Bugs Bunny - "What's up, doc?".

• Tom : How do you feel?

  Diana : How do I look?

  Tom : Like absolute hell.

  Diana : Then I look better than I feel.