Stephanie Cole: Diana Trent

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Diana : Ah ha.

  Jane : Diana!

  Diana : Oh. Damn it, Jane!

  Jane : You were shooting at a squirrel.

  Diana : I was not.

  Jane : Well, what's that? It's a catapult and acorns.

  Diana : So? Squirrels eat acorns. I was passing them one.

  Jane : You're a fibber.

  Diana : Well. Lying's the only exercise I get round here.

• [last lines] 

  [Baby Diana starts crying] 

  Diana : All right, my precious. Nanny's coming.