Daniel Hill: Harvey Bains

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Harvey Bains : Don't just stand there, you idle baggage; open the door. Out of the way.

  [gesturing towards car] 

  Harvey Bains : There you are, Jane. Isn't it beautiful? It's the most beautiful thing in my life.

  Jane : Oh. Very beautiful, Harvey.

  Harvey Bains : I'll *be* someone now, Jane. I'll be a young man going places.

  Jane : It's very nice, Harvey.

  Harvey Bains : [yells]  Don't touch the car.

  Jane : Sorry.

  Harvey Bains : Fingerprints. You know. They attract dust. Cause a wind barrier. Drop the speed.

  Jane : Sorry.

  Harvey Bains : Well, don't hang around, Jane. About your business. The builders'll be here soon; you'd better go and warn the inmates. Especially the incredibly bloody-minded ones called Diana Trent and Tom Ballard.

  Jane : Yes, Harvey.

  Harvey Bains : Listen, tell Diana to stop banging the tortoise around the croquet lawn.

  [wiping the car] 

  Harvey Bains : You're so beautiful.

• [last lines] 

  Harvey Bains : Is there anything perhaps I could do for you, Diana?

  Diana : Oh, Harvey, how kind. Well, I was thinking of just a small holiday. Little train trip, with a friend. First class.

  Tom : Woo-woo! Woo-woo! Choo choo choo choo, choo choo choo...