- [first lines]
- Basil: [singing] I joined the army yesterday, so the army of today's all right.
- Tom: Pom, pom, pom. What ho, Baz. Waiting for Miss Right?
- Basil: God forbid. Miss Wrong's much more fun.
- [Tom laughs]
- Basil: Actually, I'm waiting for the postman.
- Tom: Oh, he comes in a van these days.
- Basil: Oh.
- Tom: Got sick of Diana ambushing him. Expecting something are you?
- Basil: The word from Cubby Cabbage.
- Tom: Who?
- Basil: Fellow that makes the Bond films
- Tom: Broccoli!
- Basil: Bless you!