Waiting for God (TV Series)
The Thief (1991)
Graham Crowden: Tom
Quotes
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[first lines]
Tom : [playing chess] Look, please, Diana.
Diana : Well, are you going to make your move, or have I got time to bash out a quick novel?
Tom : I'm thinking.
Diana : Yes, I know. I can hear the terrible crunching of long rusted gears and the tired creaking of a machine in pain.
Tom : Very poetic.
Diana : Oh, God. If I should die, think only this of me: I played Tom Ballard chess while busting for a pee.
Tom : Well, go then.
Diana : I don't want to go; I'm just trying to stop my brain from totally atrophying while you make your next move.
Tom : Aah... No.
Diana : Oh. Strike him down! Come on, God, right now; poof, frizzle, pile o' dust!
Tom : You don't believe in God.
Diana : I'm getting desperate.
Tom : What's the hurry?
Diana : "At my back I always hear Time's wingéd chariot hurrying near." Andrew Marvell.
Tom : Was he related to Captain Marvel?
Diana : Will you just make your move, or I'll hide your teeth again.
Tom : I'm just about to. Keep your knickers in the untwisted position. Ha ha ha.
[makes a move]
Tom : Checkmate.