Andrew Tourell: Geoffrey

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Geoffrey : Hello, Diana. Everything all right?

  Diana : Well, it depends on how you look at life, Geoffrey.

  Geoffrey : Sorry?

  Diana : Your wife is back.

  Geoffrey : Really? She OK?

  Diana : What would you prefer, Geoffrey: an addled slattern or a new-age puddle-duck spouting gibberish?

  Geoffrey : What?

  Diana : You'll see.

  Geoffrey : I must go to her.

  [he starts off, then turns back] 

  Geoffrey : If Marion's back, why are you still here?

  Diana : Ah. Yes, well, that's the other thing I wanted to ask you, Geoffrey. I wonder if you would be so kind as to check your main sewage outlet for a small brass key.

  [moves to show she is handcuffed to the car] 

• Geoffrey : My wife is now in some Welsh commune with a member of the clergy.

  Diana : And the rest of him, I trust.

  Geoffrey : What?

  Diana : Just being gratuitously coarse as is my wont.