Walker, Texas Ranger (TV Series)

Wedding Bells: Part 1 (2000)

Chuck Norris: Cordell Walker

Quotes 

• [Walker has put some tuxedos, for his and Alex's wedding, in Trivette's car] 

  Ranger Cordell Walker : Now, be careful with the tuxedos. Don't wrinkle them.

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Will you relax!

  Francis Gage : Nothing's gonna happen to the tuxes, Walker. Later!

  [to Trivette] 

  Francis Gage : ...You know, the only person more nervous than Walker is Sydney.

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Why is she nervous?

  Francis Gage : She's been worried since day one that we weren't gonna get these tuxes in time for the wedding.

  Radio : All units, report of a 2-11 in progress at the First Bank of South Dallas...

  [they go to the bank robbery in Trivette's car. One of the robbers has a grenade, with which he tries to use. Gage kicks the grenade under Trivette's car, then realizes his mistake] 

  Francis Gage : Whoops!

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Duh!

  [Trivette's car blows up] 

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Nooo!

  Francis Gage : Uhm... Sorry about your car.

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Sorry about *what?* Never mind the car; Walker's gonna kill us!

  [pieces of burned and burning tuxedo fall and blow around them] 

  Francis Gage : The tuxes!

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : That's what I mean!

  Francis Gage : Oh, man! Hey, we should just... go to Australia.

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : That's not far enough.

  Francis Gage : Isn't it? *Shoot*!

  [one of the bank robbers gets up and fires on them; Trivette and Gage draw their guns] 

  Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Get down!

  Francis Gage : Yeah, yeah! Get down! You have no idea how much trouble we're in!