- [instead of chewing on the ropes that hogtie Dave, his dog Brown climbs on a table to eat a steak]
- Dave Blassingame: I sure hope you enjoyed that, Brown, 'cause it's gonna be your last meal off me. You're gonna make a beautiful saddle blanket for somebody. You go ahead and eat it - every bit of it - 'cause you ain't gonna live long enough to digest it. Man's best friend...