- Prince John: Who needs France? There are plenty of other countries that begin with 'F'.
- Marquis de la Salle: Alright, sign a treaty with 'Foland'.
- Marquis de la Salle: Escuse me, monsieur Sheriff, I hate to interrupt your growling, but I am suffering from exhaustion and brushfire. Someone show me to my chambers.
- Prince John: See, that's what I like about being prince, I can make them sweat bullets.
- Marquis de la Salle: Qu'est-ce que c'est bullets? Sweating I know, but bullets...