- The Sheriff of Nottingham: [picks up a model of a house] Soon, wealthy burgers by the hundreds, nay, the thousands, will be living in homes like these.
- Bertram: Yes, but they'll have to be very small people.
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: And all of it controlled by my company, Hubert & Associates, a division of Greed and Avarice, incorporated.
- Friar Tuck: Hold it, hold it. What's all this talk about killing and destruction? Let's do it!
- [unsheaths his sword]
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: By nightfall, Sherwood forest will be as flat as the world.
- [chuckles wickedly, and is joined in evil laughter by Bertram]
- Robin Hood: Eh, let's see, four men. That means that if they start chopping now, they should be done by noon, Nineteen Seventy-Five.