- Julian Clary: [Film and Theater Styles-Greek Tragedy] Why... why have we never met before?
- [turns to the audience]
- Julian Clary: That's the chorus.
- Paul Merton: Because I've only just moved into the area.
- Julian Clary: I have come to sleep with your mother and then kill her.
- Julian Clary: [turns to the audience] In that order...
- Paul Merton: I'm afraid I've done it already!
- Julian Clary: [buzz] How about your father? Is he around?
- [buzz Again]