Clive Anderson: [before "Superheroes"] It's Mr. Muscle and Mr. Zimmerman, all rolled into one. And what is the problem he's solving?
[a man in the audience says, "Painful nipple erections."]
Greg Proops: That can't be right!
Clive Anderson: Painful nipple erections may be YOUR problem, but it's scarcely... it's scarcely a worldwide problem, is it? I'll see you afterwards. I can see you from here. But... I was wondering what was nudging me in the back from time to time. A-any other- more of a worldwide problem?
[a man shouts, "Perishing elastics!"]
Clive Anderson: Perishing elastics. Very good.
Greg Proops: What was it?
Clive Anderson: Perishing elastic. Elastic is a substance we have over here, it stretches, and it perishes, and things fall down, and things go wrong. So you are...
Greg Proops: When's it gonna stop, huh? The aggression?
Clive Anderson: When you give us our colonies back. Now, the...
[audience applauds]
Clive Anderson: it's, uh... um... so you're Mr. Muscle/Mr. Zimmerman...
Greg Proops: YOUR colonies.
Clive Anderson: And it's, it's perishing...
Greg Proops: CLIVE'S colonies. We call Zimmer frames "walkers", for our American friends.
Clive Anderson: Oh, do you. All right. They're crisps over here, so we'll...
[audience applauds]
Clive Anderson: And you're just, and you're just one letter away from what we call you.