- Greg Proops: [in "Questionable Impressions", doing an impression of Yoda] Waiting, you are?
- Ryan Stiles: [doing an impression of Katherine Hepburn] Well, aren't you just the cutest little thing I've ever seen?
- Greg Proops: Teach you? Will you like to learn?
- Ryan Stiles: [cracking up] Oh God...
- [walks off stage]
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Whose Line", in a scene from "Braveheart"]
- [reading note]
- Colin Mochrie: "I am woman, hear me roar!" Ach, yeah.
- Ryan Stiles: Eh, that seemed awful appropriate, didn't it?
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, he wore the kilt, I kept thinkin', "Oh, he looks a little bit like a woman."
- Ryan Stiles: So you're a woman, is what you're tellin' me?
- Colin Mochrie: No, ach! No, look!
- [mimes lifting skirt]
- Colin Mochrie: Ach! I AM a woman!
- Ryan Stiles: You ARE a woman! Have you not noticed?
- Colin Mochrie: No, I've been too busy shoutin'!
- Ryan Stiles: There's nothing wrong with bein' a woman. My mother was the greatest woman that ever lived.
- Colin Mochrie: Aye.
- Ryan Stiles: She'd wake me up in the morning, she'd say "Wee Charlie..."
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, you're Irish now?
- Ryan Stiles: [laughs] Yes. We moved a lot when I was a child, my father was a military man.