Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 302 (2000)

Kathryn Greenwood: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Bad names for bras."

  Kathy Greenwood : Flat and Flappy.

  Wayne Brady : New: Nip-ups.

  Ryan Stiles : Pulley Boys.

  Colin Mochrie : The new Wonder

  [blubbers] 

  Colin Mochrie : .

  Ryan Stiles : Milk Duds.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"]  Disaster struck a ceiling fan convention tonight when the scheduled entertainment, Dr. Linguini and his trampolining sheep, hit the floor. According to one eye witness, everything was fine until one extremely high bounce, and then the sheep hit the fan.

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : And now, over to my lovely, lovely co-anchor, Sarah Bellum. Sarah?

  Kathy Greenwood : [subtitles: "Colin's nagging overbearing wife"]  Why should I tell you anything? You don't listen to a word I say anyway.

  Colin Mochrie : Well, dear, I...

  Kathy Greenwood : [slapping her hands together]  You just do what I ask you to do! Light bulbs aren't fixed, the lawn is growin' up weeds, gee- don't look at me that way! Oh, that passive-aggressive, oh, "doe eyed, to feel sorry for me" that got me to marry you, and what a loser I was to do it.

  Colin Mochrie : Well, thank you for that enlightening story.

  Kathy Greenwood : Thank you for NOTHING, buddy.