Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 302 (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song" about Drew Carey] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : His glasses are kind of funny.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  People think they're fake.

  Drew Carey : [singing]  Especially these glasses.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  He is quite a rake.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  Oh, but he's a very good guy now.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  And he has telepathic powers.

  Drew Carey : [singing]  And he can fly through the airplane- oh shoot...

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  He's worn a thong for hours!

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Bad names for bras."

  Kathy Greenwood : Flat and Flappy.

  Wayne Brady : New: Nip-ups.

  Ryan Stiles : Pulley Boys.

  Colin Mochrie : The new Wonder

  [blubbers] 

  Colin Mochrie : .

  Ryan Stiles : Milk Duds.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "What Are You Trying to Say?", the scene being Colin being fitted for a suit by Ryan]  Okay, well, I thought we'd put a double breasted on you, because it would look nicer, I think.

  Colin Mochrie : [offended look]  What are you saying? Are you saying, double breasted, because I should be wearing some Milk Duds, or something? Because I happened to weigh a little more when I was younger, and then lost some weight, I'm a little stretchy in the nipple area, and so that my breasts flap like two large wind... socks, flapping in the wind, even though there's no wind, and I should have something to keep my breasts in so they don't burst out and poke peoples' eyes out? Is that what you're trying to say?

  Ryan Stiles : I'm just saying they're on sale this week.