Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 321 (2001)

Jeff Bryan Davis: Self

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Quotes 

• Jeff Davis : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, um... they say that the way to a man's stomach is through his heart.

  Wayne Brady : [subtitles: "All the members of the Klump family"] 

  [as Sherman Klump, miming scooping mashed potatoes] 

  Wayne Brady : Oh, and I couldn't agree with you more. I'm working on a little something right now that, that might help the two of us get together, because the thing is, I...

  [as another Klump] 

  Wayne Brady : Shut up!

  [as Mama Klump, clapping] 

  Wayne Brady : Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!

  [audience applauds] 

  Wayne Brady : [as Granny Klump]  One time... one time I went on a date, I went on a date with a little boy and I had relations with him, and he looked just like you.

  [as Mama Klump, clapping] 

• Jeff Davis : [as Jeff is guessing who Ryan was in "Let's Make a Date"]  Ryan was a... a carrier pigeon?

  Ryan Stiles : No.

  Drew Carey : No.

  Jeff Davis : A bird of some sort?

  Drew Carey : [reading card]  "Talking, wary bird building its nest, being repeatedly frightened away."

  Ryan Stiles : Come ON!

  Drew Carey : I mean...

  [audience applauds as the four return to their seats] 

  Drew Carey : I mean, you'd have to be an IDIOT not to guess that specifically.

  Jeff Davis : I know.

  Drew Carey : No points for you, I'm sorry. No points for you. Ryan, uh, points for peckin' at Colin. Thousand points for peckin' at Colin.

  Ryan Stiles : ...Thank you.

  Drew Carey : I know the points don't, they're useless. But...

  Ryan Stiles : Not to me. I'm savin' up, I'm gonna buy that desk.

  [points at Drew's desk] 

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  [audience applauds] 

  Drew Carey : It's good to have goals.