Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 321 (2001)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Jeff Davis : [as Jeff is guessing who Ryan was in "Let's Make a Date"] Ryan was a... a carrier pigeon?
Ryan Stiles : No.
Drew Carey : No.
Jeff Davis : A bird of some sort?
Drew Carey : [reading card] "Talking, wary bird building its nest, being repeatedly frightened away."
Ryan Stiles : Come ON!
Drew Carey : I mean...
[audience applauds as the four return to their seats]
Drew Carey : I mean, you'd have to be an IDIOT not to guess that specifically.
Jeff Davis : I know.
Drew Carey : No points for you, I'm sorry. No points for you. Ryan, uh, points for peckin' at Colin. Thousand points for peckin' at Colin.
Ryan Stiles : ...Thank you.
Drew Carey : I know the points don't, they're useless. But...
Ryan Stiles : Not to me. I'm savin' up, I'm gonna buy that desk.
[points at Drew's desk]
Drew Carey : Yeah.
[audience applauds]
Drew Carey : It's good to have goals.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Whose Line", in a gladiator scene] Can we have a little practice round, just a little, 'cause I...
Ryan Stiles : [derisive laugh] You, want to fight ME?
Colin Mochrie : Well, just as a practice. I've got a new war cry.
Ryan Stiles : Really?
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, tell me if it strikes fear into your heart.
[reading pre-written note]
Colin Mochrie : "Give it a squeeze and check it's working!"
[mimes fencing]
Ryan Stiles : I don't think you're aware of the fact that you could die out there today. This is no laughing matter.
Colin Mochrie : [meekly] Give it a squeeze, and try...
Ryan Stiles : No.
Colin Mochrie : [deeper] Give it a squeeze...
Ryan Stiles : You think the lions are gonna roll over and have a little giggle at that one?
Colin Mochrie : Wait wait wait wait wait wait, LIONS? What's with the lions?
Ryan Stiles : Who did you think you were fighting today?
Colin Mochrie : ...Two little guys?
Ryan Stiles : No no, they release the lions! That's when the people jump to their feet when they see the lions and scream,
[reading pre-written note]
Ryan Stiles : "Look at me, I'm tiny!" Because they are compared to those huge lions, and they're big!
Colin Mochrie : What a stupid crowd.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Sound Effects", the scene being "Star Wars"] You're out of ammo!
Ryan Stiles : What?
Colin Mochrie : You're out of ammo!
Ryan Stiles : How can you be out of ammo on a LASER guided ship?
Colin Mochrie : I don't know the science!