Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 310 (2001)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Two Line Vocabulary"]  Would you like a daiquiri?

  Brad Sherwood : What do you mean by that?

  Colin Mochrie : You're incredibly stupid. That's why you're not getting the job. I spend too much time explaining things to you.

  Ryan Stiles : [whispering]  That's my job.

  Colin Mochrie : [to Ryan]  It's NOT your job! Your job is to feed, that's all you have to do, is to feed!

  Ryan Stiles : Somebody needs a hug.

  [hugs Colin] 

  Colin Mochrie : [pushes Ryan off]  I don't need a hug!

  Brad Sherwood : I want one of those!

  Colin Mochrie : [to Brad]  You're not getting any!

  Ryan Stiles : That's MY job!

  Colin Mochrie : [to Ryan]  Shut up!

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Graffiti in the "Whose Line" bathroom."

  Brad Sherwood : "Colin IS here"?

  [looks up] 

  Ryan Stiles : [miming sitting on the toilet, then standing up and writing]  "I give myself a thousand points."

  [leaves stage but comes back and mimes flushing, followed by Brad miming using a plunger] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "What "Whose Line" cast members wish for when they blow out their birthday candles."

  Wayne Brady : [blows]  No more Hoedowns.

  Colin Mochrie : Let me play a MAN in a scene.

  Ryan Stiles : Please don't let Drew make me go under that desk again.

  Drew Carey : Young man, I'll see you at my desk afterwards.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"]  The traveling salesman. Years ago, of course, I'm much too young to remember the days of the traveling salesman, but it must hold a lot of fond memories for YOU.

  [looks at Colin] 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"]  One of my favorite bands of recent years are the Barenaked Ladies.

  Ryan Stiles : Oh!

  [audience cheers] 

  Ryan Stiles : [Ryan barks and pants like a dog]  ... They're not real ladies, are they?

  Colin Mochrie : No, they're not real ladies. They're actually fully-dressed men. But the Barenaked Ladies did a great traveling salesman song, which of course, is entitled, what I'm about to say right now, and that title, of course, is... it's coming right out of my mouth, even though you look at me in disbelief...

  Ryan Stiles : Sleep.

  [taps Colin's head; Colin mimes falling asleep] 

  Ryan Stiles : The title of the song is, "It Sucks Up Pennies".

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"]  Fun fact: You know, Colin, in 1964, I received my draft notice to go to Vietnam. Unfortunately, I was five years old.