- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Rejected state songs."
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] Come to Florida and die! Come to Florida and die!
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] Whores and gamblin', whores and gamblin', that's Nevada!
- [spreads arms wide]
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Ways you can describe your motorcycle, but not your girlfriend."
- Ryan Stiles: Just give it a kick and it starts right up.
- Greg Proops: It's small, but it makes a hell of a noise.
- Colin Mochrie: It's okay if you don't mind the bugs in your teeth.
- Ryan Stiles: If you really push up tight, you can get three people on it.
- Greg Proops: Sure you can ride her; everyone else has.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Improbable Mission", the mission is making breakfast] My God! There's nothing to drink!
- Ryan Stiles: My God, you weren't...
- Colin Mochrie: No, I had no coffee DNA anywhere in me!
- Ryan Stiles: I'm not talkin' coffee, Mr. Moo.
- [mimes milking Colin]
- Drew Carey: [buzzes them out] I don't know about you, but I saw all I wanted to see.
- Ryan Stiles: Pretty quick on that buzzer.
- Drew Carey: That's right,
- [to Colin]
- Drew Carey: Mr. Moo. Wow, we got a new nickname for Colin already, I'm so happy.
- Greg Proops: Colin Moochrie!
- Drew Carey: [laughs] Col... Colin Moochrie! Oh man, that's funny. He SAID he was sick of the bald jokes.
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah.
- Drew Carey: Fine, Colin Moochrie, no more bald jokes. So hey, five hundred points a piece...
- [Ryan whistles]
- Drew Carey: Hey. A thousand 'cause you whistled.