Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 306 (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie", a deleted scene from "Pulp Fiction"]  You know what they call a burrito in China?

  [Colin sighs] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Chin dai oh nah."

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Scenes Cut from a Movie", a deleted scene from "Braveheart"]  All right, men, we're goin' into battle tomorrow.

  Ryan Stiles : Aye! Aye, aye.

  Brad Sherwood : Before we do, I think we should all take a shower.

  Wayne Brady : That'd be great.

  Brad Sherwood : We'll set up some shower faucets right here on the battlefield. Who wants to be first?

  Colin Mochrie : Uh... uh... I don't want my freedom.

  [Drew buzzes them out] 

  Drew Carey : A thousand points to Colin for sounding like the woman from, uh, "Chicken Run"...

  [laughs] 

  Drew Carey : instead of from "Braveheart". Do that again, that was pretty funny.

  Colin Mochrie : [feminine voice]  I don't want my freedom.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about sleeping with an ugly woman] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : Then the day would come again,

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  That I'd meet her,

  Brad Sherwood : [singing]  I was so scared,

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  It looked like someone had beat her.

  [shakes head and covers face in embarrassment]