Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 503 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : Tonight, we salute great American television.

  [audience cheers] 

  Drew Carey : "Whose Line" salutes great American television. Kinda ironic, isn't it?

• Drew Carey : We really wanted to make tonight's salute really special, but uh, unfortunately, Mr. T wanted too much money.

  Brad Sherwood : [sarcastic]  Salute to television!

  [salutes] 

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Questionable Impressions", set in an emergency room] 

  [impersonating Mr. Mooney from "The Lucy Show"] 

  Brad Sherwood : Will you hand me a scalpel, Mrs. Carmichael?

  Wayne Brady : [impersonating Scooby Doo]  Ruh-oh, I have to use the bathroom.

  Drew Carey : [buzzes him out]  Questions.

  Wayne Brady : Ruh-oh, I HAVE to use the bathroom?

  [walks off stage] 

  Ryan Stiles : [enters, impersonating Mr. Ed]  Has my wife delivered her colt yet, doctor?

  Brad Sherwood : [impersonating Yogi Bear]  Ey, Boo Boo, when do you think she's gonna be due?

  Ryan Stiles : Well, aren't you the doctor?

  Brad Sherwood : I'm smarter than the average- uh oh...

  [walks off to buzzer] 

• Drew Carey : [before "Sound Effects", to the audience members he got from the studio audience]  Julie, you're gonna do the sound effects for, uh, Ryan, and Karen, you're gonna do sound effects for, you're gonna do sound effects for Colin. Uh, Colin's the bald one. Uh...

  Ryan Stiles : [looks at watch]  And, mark.