Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 411 (2001)

Charles Esten: Self

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Quotes 

• Chip Esten : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, I believe that, um, every relationship should be based on a very firm foundation of... money.

  Wayne Brady : [subtitle: "Power Crazed State Trooper"]  Uh-huh.

  [mimes pointing radar gun at Chip] 

  Wayne Brady : OH, hell yeah! Oh y...

  [makes siren noise] 

  Chip Esten : Okay, bach...

  Wayne Brady : [interrupting]  What?

  Chip Esten : What would you do...

  Wayne Brady : [interrupting]  Hey hey hey hey, are you talkin'? I don't think anyone gave you license to talk, here in Chilahapimusasippi County!

  Chip Esten : Oh my God, you scare me, and I LIKE that.

• Chip Esten : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, what is the biggest lie you've ever told?

  Wayne Brady : That you'll be out by six o'clock tomorrow mornin'. In fact, when you look at me from now on, you just say "Yes sir, Mr. The Law!" You understand me?

  Chip Esten : Yes, Mr...

  Wayne Brady : [interrupting]  Shut up.

  [to Colin, whose quirk is "Joined at the butt to Ryan but desperate for his own career in showbiz"] 

  Wayne Brady : What you lookin' at, sissy boy? Huh?

  Colin Mochrie : Get off my butt.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "First drafts of famous movie lines."

  Ryan Stiles : Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a lamb.

  Wayne Brady : Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothin' about birthin' no Teletubbies!

  Ryan Stiles : Go ahead, make a cake.

  Chip Esten : I'll be back in a couple minutes. I have some things I have to do,

  [Drew laughs] 

  Chip Esten : then I'll come on back.

  Ryan Stiles : Follow the yellow brick toad. Follow the yellow brick toad.

  Colin Mochrie : [pointing upwards]  Fredzilla! Fredzilla!

  Ryan Stiles : [amused]  Fredzilla.

  Chip Esten : Luke, I am your second uncle twice removed.

  Drew Carey : "World's worst person to be stuck with at a party."

  Colin Mochrie : Fredzilla.