Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 402 (2002)
Drew Carey: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [in "World's Worst", about TV advertisements] Hi, I'm Drew Carey for Slim Fast.
Wayne Brady : Hi. I'm Wayne Brady for the Dark Right 2000 Tanning Bed.
Colin Mochrie : It's a breath mint AND a suppository!
Drew Carey : Made for a man, but my DOG likes it, too!
Ryan Stiles : And if you act by midnight, we'll throw in one of Drew Carey's People Choice Awards.
Wayne Brady : Millions of men in America suffer from Chronic Pfft! Syndrome.
[steps back, but steps forward again]
Wayne Brady : Not only am I a member, I'm a pfft! president.
Colin Mochrie : Aluminum: The condom you can trust.
Wayne Brady : [turns around and then mimes looking at something in his hand] Whew! I'd never be able to find myself if it wasn't for this: Brojack! I know where I am twenty-four hours a day! Beep beep beep beep! I'm right here!
Ryan Stiles : Is your penis too small? Well let yes- aw,
[bleep]
Wayne Brady : Is your penis too small?
[pointing at the camera while laughing hysterically]
Drew Carey : My life's been so much better since I got this new "fat guy" bra!
Ryan Stiles : Are you bothered by diarrhea?
[eyes widen]
Ryan Stiles : I'll be right back.
Wayne Brady : Do you have problems with dialects? Order Colin Mochrie's Guide to Dialects in Different Countries. You get French:
[muddled accent]
Wayne Brady : "Hello!" Spanish:
[same accent]
Wayne Brady : "Hello!" Indonesian:
[same accent]
Wayne Brady : "Hello!"
Colin Mochrie : The Wayne Brady surfboard, with a bump big enough to sit on!
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Rejected gift ideas that the wise men considered."
Wayne Brady : [to Kathy] Mary, we have brought this: A Playstation 2 for the...
Ryan Stiles : [to Colin] Well you can't give him a pork roast.
Kathy Greenwood : It's a Chia pet!
Wayne Brady : The young messiah will derive hours of entertainment from this: The singing bass!
Ryan Stiles : Put it over there. Are you ready?
[claps twice]
Colin Mochrie : ...Water skis.
Wayne Brady : With these motivational tapes by Tony Robbins, the young one can lead His people!
Ryan Stiles : They call it a "thong".
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Drew Carey : Fiendish Spanish colonel Ryan rides in to kidnap beautiful Mexican girl, Kathy. Zorro...
[audience laughs]
Drew Carey : Zorro, who is Wayne, arrives to rescue her.
Wayne Brady : Yes.
Drew Carey : Yes.
Ryan Stiles : Let me just say, this Spanish guy has some Italian in him.