Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 429 (2002)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"] Our top story tonight: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills. No change is expected.
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Greg Proops : [in "Weird Newscasters"]
[playing a German insult comic]
Greg Proops : I will dominate you!
Colin Mochrie : You've yet to win a war. All right...
[audience cheers]
Greg Proops : And yet, and yet you drive a BMW.
[laughs]
Greg Proops : We von!
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Drew Carey : [after "Weird Newscasters"]
[commenting on Wayne's quirk, "Girl Scout selling cookies who's possessed by the evil"]
Drew Carey : Well, y'know, this is gonna be- sound funny, but you're not the first Girl Scout I've seen possessed by the devil.
Ryan Stiles : Those weren't real Girl Scouts; those were girls you paid to PRETEND they were Girl Scouts.
Drew Carey : Tell your wife I said "hello".
[audience oohs]
Drew Carey : Let's just stop this; I love you, man.
Colin Mochrie : Hey come on, make fun of the bald guy!
[Drew and Ryan laugh]
Colin Mochrie : I'LL be your lightning rod of hate!
Ryan Stiles : [amused] Lightning rod of hate...
Drew Carey : You asked for it; the next game is for... Ryan and Baldy!
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Drew Carey : [after "Action Replay", where Colin landed on his battery pack after being held upside down by Ryan] Are you... are you okay?
Colin Mochrie : I'm fine, Drew, thank you, I've just lost my battery pack somewhere in the area of my buttocks.
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie : That's okay, my pack is halfway up my ass.
Ryan Stiles : [singing in a country style, with Greg joining in] "My pack is halfway up my ass..."
Drew Carey : [chuckles] Oh my God. Are you sure you're okay?
Colin Mochrie : I'm fine.
Drew Carey : Okay.
Colin Mochrie : I'm getting the feeling back in my legs.
Drew Carey : The look on your face, you were like,
[makes a pained expression]
Drew Carey : "Agh!" Oh man. A thousand chiropractor points to you. Oh man, that was really fun- I don't know why I laugh when you get hurt so much.
[laughs]
Colin Mochrie : [Colin pretends to be a "lightning rod of hate" again] "Ah, the bald guy. Ah ha ha!"
Drew Carey : [laughing while talking] I know, it's just so funny... you fell down, you're like, "Agh!"
Ryan Stiles : [to Colin] You want to throw one of my blue shoes at him?
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Versions of Hell other than eternal flames."
Ryan Stiles : All right, that's a thousand points, it's time for "Hoedown".
Colin Mochrie : Let's hear that "Yentl" soundtrack one more time.
[pretends to be a "lighting rod of hate" again]
Greg Proops : [miming driving] Mississippi... I'm still in Mississippi.
Wayne Brady : Mississippi... I'M still in Mississippi.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion being "Famous film scenes as performed by cartoon characters"]
[as Snagglepuss]
Colin Mochrie : Rosebud, even!