Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 429 (2002)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [after "Weird Newscasters"] 

  [commenting on Wayne's quirk, "Girl Scout selling cookies who's possessed by the evil"] 

  Drew Carey : Well, y'know, this is gonna be- sound funny, but you're not the first Girl Scout I've seen possessed by the devil.

  Ryan Stiles : Those weren't real Girl Scouts; those were girls you paid to PRETEND they were Girl Scouts.

  Drew Carey : Tell your wife I said "hello".

  [audience oohs] 

  Drew Carey : Let's just stop this; I love you, man.

  Colin Mochrie : Hey come on, make fun of the bald guy!

  [Drew and Ryan laugh] 

  Colin Mochrie : I'LL be your lightning rod of hate!

  Ryan Stiles : [amused]  Lightning rod of hate...

  Drew Carey : You asked for it; the next game is for... Ryan and Baldy!

• Drew Carey : [after "Action Replay", where Colin landed on his battery pack after being held upside down by Ryan]  Are you... are you okay?

  Colin Mochrie : I'm fine, Drew, thank you, I've just lost my battery pack somewhere in the area of my buttocks.

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : That's okay, my pack is halfway up my ass.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing in a country style, with Greg joining in]  "My pack is halfway up my ass..."

  Drew Carey : [chuckles]  Oh my God. Are you sure you're okay?

  Colin Mochrie : I'm fine.

  Drew Carey : Okay.

  Colin Mochrie : I'm getting the feeling back in my legs.

  Drew Carey : The look on your face, you were like,

  [makes a pained expression] 

  Drew Carey : "Agh!" Oh man. A thousand chiropractor points to you. Oh man, that was really fun- I don't know why I laugh when you get hurt so much.

  [laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : [Colin pretends to be a "lightning rod of hate" again]  "Ah, the bald guy. Ah ha ha!"

  Drew Carey : [laughing while talking]  I know, it's just so funny... you fell down, you're like, "Agh!"

  Ryan Stiles : [to Colin]  You want to throw one of my blue shoes at him?

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Versions of Hell other than eternal flames."

  Ryan Stiles : All right, that's a thousand points, it's time for "Hoedown".

  Colin Mochrie : Let's hear that "Yentl" soundtrack one more time.

  [pretends to be a "lighting rod of hate" again] 

  Greg Proops : [miming driving]  Mississippi... I'm still in Mississippi.

  Wayne Brady : Mississippi... I'M still in Mississippi.