Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 517 (2002)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [playing "Greatest Hits"] Hey, Col.
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, Ry?
Ryan Stiles : Here's a little riddle for you.
Colin Mochrie : All right.
Ryan Stiles : What kind of bird always says the name of our next band?
Colin Mochrie : Oh, I guess a... tern?
[laughter]
Colin Mochrie : An arctic tern?
Ryan Stiles : And what sound does an arctic tern make?
Colin Mochrie : [in a bird-like squawk] Backstreet Boys?
[raucous laughter]
Ryan Stiles : [through fits of laughter] No! No, Colin, that's wrong!
Colin Mochrie : Well, why don't you tell us what's right?
Ryan Stiles : [trying to compose himself] I was thinking an owl. Who. The Who is our next band on this CD set.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about marriage]
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : And, she loves me.
Wayne Brady : [singing] We'll never, ever part.
Drew Carey : [singing] I'll probably die with her.
Colin Mochrie : [singing] And then we both will fart!
[Drew, Wayne and Ryan laugh uncontrollably; Colin finishes out the song himself]