Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 517 (2002)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [playing "Greatest Hits"] Hey, Col.
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, Ry?
Ryan Stiles : Here's a little riddle for you.
Colin Mochrie : All right.
Ryan Stiles : What kind of bird always says the name of our next band?
Colin Mochrie : Oh, I guess a... tern?
[laughter]
Colin Mochrie : An arctic tern?
Ryan Stiles : And what sound does an arctic tern make?
Colin Mochrie : [in a bird-like squawk] Backstreet Boys?
[raucous laughter]
Ryan Stiles : [through fits of laughter] No! No, Colin, that's wrong!
Colin Mochrie : Well, why don't you tell us what's right?
Ryan Stiles : [trying to compose himself] I was thinking an owl. Who. The Who is our next band on this CD set.
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Brad Sherwood : [in "Party Quirks"] Let me take your coat.
Ryan Stiles : [his quirk is "Uninhibited social director at a nudist camp trying to get everyone to join in the activities"] ... I wasn't aware I was wearing one!
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "If Tarzan had appeared in other TV shows."
Ryan Stiles : Mmm. Yes, that final answer.
Wayne Brady : [on his knees] Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Cheetah?
[puts his hands on his hips and makes a pouty face]
Ryan Stiles : [mimes holding up a card] Me want boy go.
[a few audience chuckles; Drew buzzes]
Ryan Stiles : It's a "Survivor" thing. "Me want boy-"
[walks off the stage]
Brad Sherwood : [in caveman voice] Fame. I want to live forever.
Ryan Stiles : [to Wayne] Hey. That great album. Me borrow it for weekend?
Wayne Brady : No, sorry, brother. You got get your own.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about marriage]
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : And, she loves me.
Wayne Brady : [singing] We'll never, ever part.
Drew Carey : [singing] I'll probably die with her.
Colin Mochrie : [singing] And then we both will fart!
[Drew, Wayne and Ryan laugh uncontrollably; Colin finishes out the song himself]