Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 608 (2003)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Changed Letter", the letter W replaces the letter B]  Hello. I'm a reporter for the Wugle.

  Greg Proops : Hey lady, can't you read the sign? It says "No women in the locker room."

  Colin Mochrie : Lighten up, ya wastard.

  Greg Proops : Who are you calling a wastard, you witch? That's right, I said witch!

  Colin Mochrie : I'm here to write a story about the star wasketwall player.

  Wayne Brady : Whoa, don't step on my wall.

  Ryan Stiles : [enters]  You call yourself a Wadger?

  Wayne Brady : Yeah, I'm a Wadger.

  Ryan Stiles : That was a wad game! A wad game!

  [to Colin] 

  Ryan Stiles : What are you doing in here with your... woows floppin' all over the place? Get outta here!

  Colin Mochrie : You can't talk to me like that!

  Wayne Brady : She came to do a story on wasketwall.

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, really?

  Greg Proops : That's right. On Wobby here, the hottest player in the whole game. That's right, Wobby Wenson.

  Ryan Stiles : Wobby, naked with his wooty hangin' out.

  Greg Proops : I told this witch, no ladies in the locker room! This is for wasketwall players only!

  Colin Mochrie : This story could get me on the way to a... wrilliant career.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Hats", wearing a Kermit mask]  Care to have a frog in your throat?