Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 520 (2003)

Drew Carey: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [after playing "Press Conference"]  And by the way, when I said "rug", I meant like a rug,

  [indicates a rug on the floor] 

  Ryan Stiles : not a...

  [brushes his head, to indicate a toupee] 

  Colin Mochrie : [turns to profile, and places his fist over his nose to mock the size of Ryan's nose]  When I said "a stick with a big nose", what I meant was, asshole.

  Ryan Stiles : "Icehole"!

  Colin Mochrie : Icehole!

  Ryan Stiles : Icehole!

  Drew Carey : Oh, I love a show the family can watch together and laugh at.

• Drew Carey : What happens is they only can say two lines during the entire scene, that is Wayne and Ryan. Colin can say anything he wants, but Wayne and Ryan can only say two lines and that's it.

  [Drew accidentally lets go of his pencil and it flies off the desk] 

  Drew Carey : Whoops.

  [laughter; Ryan feigns screaming in pain, pretending the pencil hit him in the eye] 

  Brad Sherwood : [running to Wayne]  You okay?

  [Wayne pretends to faint; Brad rubs his hands together a la a defribilator] 

  Brad Sherwood : Clear!

  [pretends to shock Wayne, then hurries back to his seat]