Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 520 (2003)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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[during Two-Line Vocabulary]
Ryan Stiles : What do I look like?
Wayne Brady : Did you hear that?
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, I did hear that.
Ryan Stiles : What do I look like?
Colin Mochrie : Shut up! All right,
Ryan Stiles : [interrupting, in a whisper] What do I look like?
Colin Mochrie : I'll tell you what you look like: a big stick with a big nose!
[laughter]
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Ryan Stiles : [after playing "Press Conference"] And by the way, when I said "rug", I meant like a rug,
[indicates a rug on the floor]
Ryan Stiles : not a...
[brushes his head, to indicate a toupee]
Colin Mochrie : [turns to profile, and places his fist over his nose to mock the size of Ryan's nose] When I said "a stick with a big nose", what I meant was, asshole.
Ryan Stiles : "Icehole"!
Colin Mochrie : Icehole!
Ryan Stiles : Icehole!
Drew Carey : Oh, I love a show the family can watch together and laugh at.
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Ryan Stiles : Damn rolling blackouts.
[Wayne gets up and rolls in front of Colin and Ryan]
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about a first kiss]
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : Sometimes I still think of her.
Brad Sherwood : [singing] When I'm all alone.
Wayne Brady : [singing] When I'm sittin' in my cell.
Colin Mochrie : [singing] Gnawing on a red bone.
Ryan Stiles : [singing] I think her name was Susan.
Brad Sherwood : [singing] Or maybe it was Jan.
Wayne Brady : [singing] Whatever her name was,
Colin Mochrie : [singing] She was a man.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Improbable Mission"] Happy hundredth mission!
[imitates giving gift to Colin]
Colin Mochrie : Aw... I got something for you too.
[imitates giving gift to Ryan]
Ryan Stiles : Unwrap yours first.
Colin Mochrie : Aw...
[imitates putting his gift, a toupee referencing Press Conference, on]
Colin Mochrie : Thanks!
Ryan Stiles : Oh!
[imitates putting his gift, a nose with a stick referencing Two Line Vocabulatory, on]
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Improbable Mission"] Wait a minute! I've got a stick-like body; ski on me!