- [during Two-Line Vocabulary]
- Ryan Stiles: What do I look like?
- Wayne Brady: Did you hear that?
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah, I did hear that.
- Ryan Stiles: What do I look like?
- Colin Mochrie: Shut up! All right,
- Ryan Stiles: [interrupting, in a whisper] What do I look like?
- Colin Mochrie: I'll tell you what you look like: a big stick with a big nose!
- [laughter]
- Ryan Stiles: [after playing "Press Conference"] And by the way, when I said "rug", I meant like a rug,
- [indicates a rug on the floor]
- Ryan Stiles: not a...
- [brushes his head, to indicate a toupee]
- Colin Mochrie: [turns to profile, and places his fist over his nose to mock the size of Ryan's nose] When I said "a stick with a big nose", what I meant was, asshole.
- Ryan Stiles: "Icehole"!
- Colin Mochrie: Icehole!
- Ryan Stiles: Icehole!
- Drew Carey: Oh, I love a show the family can watch together and laugh at.
- Drew Carey: What happens is they only can say two lines during the entire scene, that is Wayne and Ryan. Colin can say anything he wants, but Wayne and Ryan can only say two lines and that's it.
- [Drew accidentally lets go of his pencil and it flies off the desk]
- Drew Carey: Whoops.
- [laughter; Ryan feigns screaming in pain, pretending the pencil hit him in the eye]
- Brad Sherwood: [running to Wayne] You okay?
- [Wayne pretends to faint; Brad rubs his hands together a la a defribilator]
- Brad Sherwood: Clear!
- [pretends to shock Wayne, then hurries back to his seat]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Irish Drinking Song", about a first kiss]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: Sometimes I still think of her.
- Brad Sherwood: [singing] When I'm all alone.
- Wayne Brady: [singing] When I'm sittin' in my cell.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] Gnawing on a red bone.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] I think her name was Susan.
- Brad Sherwood: [singing] Or maybe it was Jan.
- Wayne Brady: [singing] Whatever her name was,
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] She was a man.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Improbable Mission"] Happy hundredth mission!
- [imitates giving gift to Colin]
- Colin Mochrie: Aw... I got something for you too.
- [imitates giving gift to Ryan]
- Ryan Stiles: Unwrap yours first.
- Colin Mochrie: Aw...
- [imitates putting his gift, a toupee referencing Press Conference, on]
- Colin Mochrie: Thanks!
- Ryan Stiles: Oh!
- [imitates putting his gift, a nose with a stick referencing Two Line Vocabulatory, on]
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Hollywood Director", the current style is "the X-rated version, but bleeping out the offending stuff"] You guys wanna see my fingers turn blurry?
- [gives the finger with both hands, which are blurred]