Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7011 (2005)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [taking suggestions from the audience for a crisis for Not Hot But Spicy Man. One audience member yells "No more Cheetos!"]  No more shaving cream.

  Greg Proops : That IS a crisis.

  Drew Carey : No more shaving cream. I'm worried about the brand name, otherwise I'd use yours. So, no more shaving cream for, uh, Not Hot But Spicy Man. So take it away.

  Greg Proops : Well, here in my headquarters, it's not hot but...

  [whispers] 

  Greg Proops : spicy.

  [normal] 

  Greg Proops : I better check my world crisis monitor. Let me just ooze over it. Great leaping tree shrews! There's no more shaving cream! I could go for a Cheeto right now, by God.

• Drew Carey : [before "Hollywood Director"]  The, the scene is... right. All I gotta do is read the cards, isn't that amazing?

  [Wayne makes fun of Drew by stammering; Greg laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Ryan, Wayne, and Greg... the scene is, Ryan is a vampire bat...

  [makes bat noises] 

  Drew Carey : who flies into the bedroom out of mouthy college girl- oh, "of", I'm sorry, not "out of".

  [chuckles; audience woos] 

  Drew Carey : Gotta have some more of my medicine.

  [sips from his coffee mug] 

  Drew Carey : Ryan's a vampire bat who flies into the bedroom of mouthy college girl Wayne, who's showering and getting ready for a date.

  Wayne Brady : Every night, baby.

  Drew Carey : That's right. After Ryan's transformed into Count Dracula, Professor Van Helsing, Greg- WHAT? Man, I gotta read these ahead of time, kicks down the door to confront him.

  Greg Proops : HA HA!

  [covers his mouth]