- Drew Carey: [before "Greatest Hits"] Why doesn't somebody in the audience, from over here, give us a European city that you would go to for an exciting time.
- [audience members shout suggestions]
- Drew Carey: Paris. Amsterdam. Um...
- [thinking, tapping fingers]
- Drew Carey: let's do, uh, Ams- Amsterdam.
- [Wayne gives a bemused look]
- Ryan Stiles: ["you asked for it" tone] O-kay!
- Drew Carey: Let's do Paris.
- [mimes swinging a beer mug]
- Drew Carey: "Oh, the whores of Amsterdam, dah dah..."
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits", after the first song, "My Tower is an Eiffel"]
- [making "chef kissing" gesture with his right hand]
- Ryan Stiles: That means "I like it"!
- Colin Mochrie: Also, I think it's a dirty word to a fish.
- [Ryan chuckles]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Foreign Film Dub"]
- [translating Drew's mock Japanese]
- Ryan Stiles: I have to eat quick. I'm due back at the sumo ring.
- Drew Carey: [after "Hollywood Director"] A thousand points a piece everybody, that was really great, all of you were great, especially Wayne for your impression of the guy from Fine Young Cannibals.
- Wayne Brady: Ah.
- [imitating Roland Gift]
- Wayne Brady: She drives me crazy...
- Drew Carey: All right, let's go on with a game called...
- [writes on a card]
- Drew Carey: I'm gonna deduct a hundred points for that.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits"] Y'know, I love to rock. I love to rock hard. I love hard rockin'. I LIKE TO ROCK. I LOVE TO ROCK.
- [Ryan mimes that he's wiping spit off his shirt sleeve]
- Colin Mochrie: And I like nothing better than rock to the rockin' sounds of Aerosmith.
- [audience cheers]
- Colin Mochrie: Especially when I put my beret on and listen to this great hit than was on the chart for fifteen minutes... "My Tower is an Eiffel".
- [Ryan laughs]
- Drew Carey: By the way, y'know, this show is, uh, this shown all over the world. I wanna say a shout out to all the people that helped us with Mad Cow Disease. Cause if it wasn't for mad cows, where would we get the leather for Ryan's shoes?