- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hollywood Director", after yelling cut] You know, while you guys were doing that, I went on the internet. Guess what? You have your own website: www.CRAP.com!
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "If your thoughts were amplified on loudspeakers."
- Wayne Brady: [on-stage with Ryan and Colin, pretending to be in an elevator] I hope they didn't smell that.
- Colin Mochrie: GOOOOAAAAALLLLL!
- Wayne Brady: It appears to be working. No one knows I'm white.
- Ryan Stiles: I could do that; all you gotta do is read suggestions out of a hat.
- Drew Carey: Yep, I like the job, too. Pretty cushy.
- Greg Proops: [in "Scenes from a Hat"]
- [the suggestion is ""Whose Line is it Anyway?" in different countries"]
- Greg Proops: I hope you are not watching the idiotic Belgian version. This is, of course, the French version, where NOTHING matters.
- [Drew buzzes]
- Greg Proops: Don't laugh.
- [buzz]
- Greg Proops: Stop buzzing.
- [buzz]
- Greg Proops: The points don't matter. The buzzing doesn't matter.
- [buzz]
- Greg Proops: I asked you to stop!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", about speeding tickets]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: One day as a joke, I gave a cop the finger. / I took off real fast, I didn't wanna linger. / I headed on the freeway, I didn't get too far, / Stupid me, I was walkin', I wasn't in a car.