- Drew Carey: You know that disheveled-looking transvestite you always see leanin' on a lamppost when you're drivin' home late at night? That's ME!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Irish Drinking Song", about breaking up]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: Oh, now I'm all alone.
- Wayne Brady: [singing] And Joe is long gone.
- Chip Esten: [singing] And so I'll read my diary.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] I'll just sing this song.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] But that's the way I like it.
- Wayne Brady: [singing] I like being alone.
- Chip Esten: [singing] Oh sure, sometimes I miss him.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] Joe had a nice bone.
- [Ryan, Wayne, and Chip crack up; Laura purposefully plays wrong notes to finish the song]
- Wayne Brady: [to Colin, pointing to the camera] You're on TV.
- Colin Mochrie: That's not what I meant to say.