Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7022 (2005)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "What phone sex operators are really doing on the other end of the line."

  Wayne Brady : [pretending to be on the phone]  Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. "Yeah, I'm Drew Carey."

  Kathy Greenwood : [breathing heavily]  Achoo.

  Drew Carey : [pulling another suggestion]  Uh...

  [Ryan and Colin come on stage, but quickly exit] 

  Drew Carey : No, go ahead.

  Ryan Stiles : It's not that funny.

  Drew Carey : Then by all means.

  Ryan Stiles : Trust me on this one.

  Drew Carey : No, I do trust you, I just wanna see it.

  Ryan Stiles : Go ahead.

  Drew Carey : Come on.

  Ryan Stiles : [comes back on stage with Colin]  Oh, yes. Yes.

  [mimes rolling dice] 

  Ryan Stiles : Yahtzee.

  [audience laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : Told ya.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  Oh, come on... "The last thing Drew Carey thinks before he drifts off to sleep."

  Wayne Brady : Ah. Money!

  [leaves the stage] 

  Wayne Brady : It's true, isn't it?

  Ryan Stiles : [dreamily]  He's so tall...

  Colin Mochrie : Maybe tomorrow, I'll lick his head.

• Wayne Brady : [in "Hoedown", about losing weight] 

  [singing] 

  Wayne Brady : I'm gonna tell you folks a little tale, / about how I won the battle of the scale. / See, my weight would hurt me, my heart, it would break it. / How I lost weight, I pictured Drew standin' naked.

  Drew Carey : [singing]  Well, people always ask me, "Hey Drew, did you lose weight?" / And I tell 'em, "Thanks, I feel great." / I found a diet plan that's like no other, / I burn all my calories banging Wayne's mother.

  [mimes spanking]