Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7003 (2005)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Infomercial", about how to stop drinking] 

  [holding a grill lighter] 

  Colin Mochrie : Sometimes, we have to go the hard way. Sometimes, we have to pull the drink right out of you. And, using Ryan as my willing test subject, I'll show you just exactly how that happens. Why don't we do it in the mouth this time?

  [sticks the grill lighter in Ryan's mouth] 

  Drew Carey : [nervously]  No, no no no, NO! No no no... don't do that.

  [Colin removes the grill lighter; Ryan looks at Drew] 

  Drew Carey : It makes flame, that thing. It's supposed to.

  Colin Mochrie : [winds the grill lighter; nothing happens]  No, it's fine.

  Ryan Stiles : It's all right!

  [Ryan tosses the grill lighter on the floor] 

  Ryan Stiles : SOMEONE wants their own show.

  [Colin makes a mock "oops" expression] 

  Drew Carey : [Drew buzzes to end the game; Ryan and Colin return to their seats]  I wasn't kidding about that thing, I've seen it in catalogs, it's for lightin' flames for, like, when you're outdoors, or for your fireplaces. Well, he was puttin' it right in your mouth, and he was about to crank it, and I was like, "Whoa!"

  Ryan Stiles : If I had a nickle for every time THAT'S happened.