- Erika: [West is fighting a lion in a cage] When did Col. Housley hire you?
- James T. West: He didn't.
- Erika: He didn't? You'll be killed!
- [gives West a whip]
- Erika: Here, use this.
- [West cracks the whip two times]
- Erika: Just crack the whip in front of his face, but don't hit him.
- [after cracking the whip a couple of times, West successfully gets the lion back in his cage]
- Erika: [enters the cage] Are you alright?
- James T. West: I'm alright, thank you. Uh...
- Erika: Erika.
- James T. West: Erika.
- Erika: I ought to have you arrested. You had no business being in here in the first place. And if it was up to me, I'd have Col. Housley throw you in jail. Wait a minute, you are hurt. I'll go get something.
- [she and West exit the cage]
- Abner Lennox: What in the Devil are you doing in my office? I said, what in the Devil are you doing in my office?
- Artemus Gordon: Oh, no, no. It's not my office at all. It belongs to one of the government big shots. You can always tell when you"re in the office of one of the big government muck-a-mucks because... neat as a pin, you know... because they don't do enough work to mess it up.