The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Murderous Spring (1966)

Ross Martin: Artemus Gordon

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• [last lines] 

  Jim West : I'll miss him. That little man with a giant rage against the whole universe.

  Artemus Gordon : As Kitty said, who can blame the poor little one?

• Jim West : Artie, you look a little pecked. How about a snack?

  [showing Artemus a turkey leg] 

  Artemus Gordon : I appreciate your concern. Right now I'd rather worry about Dr. Loveless.

  Jim West : Worry, and eat. We need a weapon, don't we?

  Artemus Gordon : What are you going to do, chuck him to death on a bone?

  Jim West : Something like that.

  Artemus Gordon : Would you mind telling me what you've got in mind?

  Jim West : Just an idea. I need a little time to work it out.

  Artemus Gordon : You wouldn't have any giblet gravy in your pocket, would you?

  Jim West : Ever kill a man with giblet gravy?

• Jim West : Artie... is that really you?

  Artemus Gordon : In that badly bruised flesh. Who were you expecting, President Grant?