Gerald Hiken: Father Crool

Quotes 

• [during baseball practice] 

  Elliot Thogmorton : Strike!

  Alice Freeze : What?

  Father Crool : I could hearr that ball teasing with the devil himself it was that close to the ground. Are you blind?

  Elliot Thogmorton : Strike three. You're out, Father.

  Alice Freeze : You know, back in my undertaking parlor, we're having a sale on caskets for obnoxious tall people.