Wildside (TV Series)
Delinquency of a Miner (1985)
Robin Hoff: Alice Freeze
Quotes
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[during baseball practice]
Elliot Thogmorton : Strike!
Alice Freeze : What?
Father Crool : I could hearr that ball teasing with the devil himself it was that close to the ground. Are you blind?
Elliot Thogmorton : Strike three. You're out, Father.
Alice Freeze : You know, back in my undertaking parlor, we're having a sale on caskets for obnoxious tall people.
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[while looking for Alice Freeze in her undertaker parlor, Varges hears a bell ring, then sees a coffin lid slowly open to reveal Alice inside]
Alice Freeze : Hi there! Really somethin', don't you think?
Varges De La Cosa : What is?
Alice Freeze : Well, you see, is you ever wake up in here before we plant you, pull this chain...
[she does and the bell rings]
Alice Freeze : [laughing] ... and we know we made a terrible mistake.
Varges De La Cosa : [chuckles grimly] Why are you in there?
Alice Freeze : Why, I'd hate to sell this to someone and find out it doesn't work. Could you imagine? They'd be awful perturbed.