- [Grace has broken Will's mother's Lladro figurine, and is panicked that she knows. Marilyn is on her way up to their apartment, and Will wants her to just lie]
- Will: Grace. What are you worried about? You didn't do anything. Right?
- Grace: Right.
- Will: Right. So anything she has to say about the fate of her figurine is new information, and should be met with shock. Let's try it. Um...
- [imitates his mother]
- Will: Grace, my Lladro is broken!
- Grace: [immediately] DEAR GOD, NO!
- Will: [pause] Yeah, you're - you're *mildly* surprised, not being asked to give money to charity.
- [Grace broke Marilyn's Lladro figurine at a party and hid it under her couch]
- Marilyn Truman: I have some very sad news, Will. Fiona was cleaning after the party yesterday -
- [starts crying]
- Marilyn Truman: and she found Ouisan in pieces on the floor. Ouisan is dead, Will. She's dead!
- Grace: Ouisan? Well, she sounds like someone who was ready to go anyway.
- Marilyn Truman: She was a very rare Lladro figurine. And somebody broke her. Oh, I bet it was that Skippy Faber, the clumsy drunk. Grace, you were talking to her. Was she slurring?
- Grace: Uh, a little. But I really couldn't tell 'cause she was...
- [raises her arms stiffly]
- Grace: stumbling around and waving her arms.
- Marilyn Truman: I knew it! I am going to wait until April and pour bleach on her roses.
- Will: Well, hey, that's something to look forward to.
- Marilyn Truman: I'm just going to splash some cold water on my face, and then I'll be going.
- [exits crying]
- Will: [whispers to Grace] This is perfect! This is what happens when you keep your mouth shut. Skippy Faber takes the fall!
- Grace: So, that's it? I just let Skippy hang for my crime?
- [considers]
- Grace: Ah, she's German. We'll just call it even.
- Karen: So, what we're doin'?
- Jack McFarland: What all teenage girls do. Which is remarkable similar to what gay men do. Talk about boys, obsessed of our bodys and make fun of people.
- Jack McFarland: Wow, that was just like "The O.C.". Just without 25-year old teenagers and 35-year old parents.