Will & Grace (TV Series)

Last Ex to Brooklyn (2003)

Harry Connick Jr.: Leo Markus

Quotes 

• Grace Adler : How could I fall in love with your kebabs? I've never had them. Diane had your kebabs, but apparently I wasn't good enough for your kebabs.

  Leo Markus : Wait. Why do you care that Diane's had Will's kebabs, but you don't care that she's had mine and I've had hers?

  Jack McFarland : Silly, Diane is a girl. She doesn't have kebabs. She has a ka-gina!

  Karen Walker : And nice ka-tits.

• Karen Walker : I like you. Wanna make out?

  Diane : I like you too. Let's see how the evening goes.

  Leo Markus : So, you and Will, huh?

  Diane : Yep. Me and Will.

  Leo Markus : And, uh, me and you.

  Diane : Yeh. Me and you. And, maybe later, me and Karen.

  [Karen gestures 'thumbs up' and nods] 

• Grace Adler : I'm not jealous. And I'll tell you why I'm jealous. Because I'm not jealous!

  Leo Markus : You're not making any sense.

  Grace Adler : Oh and all of a sudden you're the president of things that make sense?

• Will Truman : Maybe it's just as well you never did take a ride on the Truman train. That coulda ruined you for life.

  Leo Markus : Train? You had one passenger!

  Will Truman : Yeah, but at least she got off.

• Karen Walker : Honey, we got you a dog.

  Leo Markus : A dog?

  Karen Walker : Yeh.

  Leo Markus : I've always wanted a dog.

  Leo Markus : And I still do. This looks like something a dog coughed up.