Will & Grace (TV Series)

The Hospital Show (2000)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

Quotes 

• Karen : It's Stan. He needs blood for a bypass. And... he needs it drawn slowly by a large pointy needle.

  Grace : Um... Um, I - I - I - I doubt that - that I would even match. I've got - I've got a very rare blood type.

  Karen : I'm sure it'll be fine.

  Grace : What type do they need?

  Karen : What type do you have?

  Grace : What type do they need?

  Karen : What type do you have?

  Grace : Um, AB-negative.

  Karen : That's the type they need.

• Dr. Osher : Mrs. Walker? I have some news about your husband.

  Karen : Give it to me straight, Doc. Am I looking at a future filled with loneliness and memories of better days, or is Stan gonna die?

  Dr. Osher : Mrs. Walker, the test results came back, and it seems your husband didn't have a heart attack at all...

  Karen : Oh, thank God.

  Dr. Osher : But rather, acute angina.

  Karen : Heh. You've got a lot of nerve, coming on to me while my husband is dying. Wow.