Will & Grace (TV Series)
To Serve and Disinfect (1999)
Eric McCormack: Will Truman
Quotes
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Grace Adler : You would not believe the day I had.
Will Truman : No, no, no. whatever it is, I guarantee I can top it.
Grace Adler : Okay. You open.
Will Truman : Cater waitering for Jack at the Waldorf Astoria.
Grace Adler : Good open. But I see your Waldorf and raise you hunting for porn all over Manhattan.
Will Truman : Running into law school classmates while serving them crab cakes.
Grace Adler : Getting groped in an adult video store by a former New York City mayor.
Will Truman : Enjoying an appetizer of potato and leek... and laxative soup.
Grace Adler : Oh, that's good. I don't know if I could...
Grace Adler : [pulling out Karen's movie] Oh, oh, oh, what's this? Oh, yes, yes, yes. Karen actually doing work.
Will Truman : Ah, no. Grace, that's not gonna do it.
Grace Adler : Let's just go to videotape, shall we?
[turns on the video. Again, only audio is heard]
Karen : Baby's made a mess. Dirty pig baby.
[whip cracks]
Will Truman : Oh, I fold.
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Will Truman : [Brian's giving an attitude to Jack] Jack, you don't have to put up with this.
Jack McFarland : [smiling] I'm working, so I do.
Will Truman : Yeah, well, I don't.
[to Brian]
Will Truman : At what point did you decide it was okay to treat people like this?
Brian Kelly : Will, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Pepper here.
Will Truman : Brian, I got news for you. I'M A PEPPER!
Brian Kelly : Excuse me?
Will Truman : I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, and considering the grades you got in law school you're a heartbeat away from being a pepper too!