Wonder Woman (TV Series)

Beauty on Parade (1976)

Lyle Waggoner: Major Steve Trevor

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Quotes 

• Diana Prince : Perhaps if we could get one of our own agents into that beauty contest...

  Major Steve Trevor : ...We might flush 'em out. Take a really beautiful girl, though. Someone with all the right qualifications.

  [chuckles] 

  Diana Prince : Well... I'd be willing to try...

  Major Steve Trevor : Thanks, Diana. I'd know you'd do a wonderful job, but I'm afraid this calls for a really gorgeous girl, someone who looks great in a bathing suit.

• Major Steve Trevor : It's funny, but seeing you in that dress makes me realize you look like somebody.

  Diana Prince : Who?

  Major Steve Trevor : [thinks for a moment]  Joan Crawford.

  Diana Prince : Well, I'm very flattered, sir.

  Major Steve Trevor : Around the ankles.

  Diana Prince : [no longer flattered]  Thanks.

• Etta Candy : I still don't understand what happened to Diana, Steve. She was supposed to be in the beauty contest.

  Major Steve Trevor : Well, it's simple, Etta. When she found she'd have to share the stage with Wonder Woman, poor kid probably threw in the sponge. Ah, but what woman wouldn't? Wonder Woman is just too much.

• Wonder Woman : Steve, please be careful.

  Major Steve Trevor : I'd like to be, there just isn't time.

• Bad guy with gun : Look, it's Wonder Woman!

  Major Steve Trevor : There's our luck, General, and it never came in a more beautiful package.