The Wonder Years (TV Series)
The Lost Weekend (1992)
Fred Savage: Kevin Arnold
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Quotes
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Kevin Arnold : Nice of you to get out of bed, Butthead.
Wayne Arnold : Shut up, Troll. Besides, what's the hurry?
Kevin Arnold : Well, for one thing, it's eleven o'clock.
Wayne Arnold : What? What you have a plane to catch?
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Kevin Arnold : [referring to Jack's list of chores] Wayne, we have to get this stuff done!
Wayne Arnold : Sorry, I made other plans.
Kevin Arnold : Well, I made other plans too, you know.
Wayne Arnold : Like what?
Kevin Arnold : Well... I'm having a party here tonight.
Wayne Arnold : You're having a party? What are you gonna do, rent a pony?
Kevin Arnold : No, just some of the guys are coming over to play poker.
Wayne Arnold : That's not a party. That's a Butthead convention.
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Young Kevin Arnold : [just after Wayne takes the blame for the after-party mess] Or just maybe, for that one afternoon...
Kevin Arnold : Wayne...
Young Kevin Arnold : ...my brother saw in me, a little bit of himself.
Wayne Arnold : You know, you really are a Butthead.
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Wayne Arnold : [as Jack and Norma leave for the weekend] Well, I'm out of here.
Kevin Arnold : Wait a minute. You're going to school early?
Wayne Arnold : No, there's no school today. It's a holiday. It's 'National Parents Go Away Day'.
[laughs]
Wayne Arnold : Ta ta, scrote.
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Kevin Arnold : Wayne, come on. You gotta help me.
Wayne Arnold : You know, scrote. I actually think this is gonna be good for you.
Young Kevin Arnold : And I guess that's when I realised; Wayne Arnold, my brother, my own flesh and blood, had the heart of a toadstool.
Kevin Arnold : Fine! If you don't wanna help me, then I'll do it myself.
Young Kevin Arnold : Hey, I didn't need him. I didn't need anyone...
[Jack honks his car horn, as Jack and Norma return home early]
Young Kevin Arnold : ... except maybe a priest, or a registered nurse.
Wayne Arnold : Boy, this really isn't your day!